You've made my days brighter.

Quotes by Marcelle.
Actually love only exists in Europe, get it right. 
Suck my dick 'till it's blue, and I'll...marry you? 
I love Dibby Stafoooooo mufugggaaaa.
OMG. I love you. In a strictly creepy way.
Sexy Rice.
Sexy bladder infection...
Testicles. That is all.
Suck my sparkly tits.
Would you like...a body massage?!
You let me fart on you in your sleep.
If you were food, I would smack you.
I'm Canadian. YERRR HERRR.
I feel like God's punishing me for not going to church by giving me a bladder infection.
Everything is covered in urine.
If you had a penis, I would totally go for you.
DP means WHAT?
Poopsiedaisie!
Just look at the mannequin hand, giving the water gun a hand job. That's your safe place.


Quotes by Marissa.
Once I have this surgery, I'll be able to give the world's greatest blow jobs!
You're the toilet paper to my poop.
Or you can suck my dick...your choice.
Baby teridactyl!
Braiiiiiinnsssss.
I'm a potato!
You make me happy. In my pants.
We're better off without Jews...
CRAP YOUR HANDS.


Quotes from our favorites!
I'm eating (insert random food here), so shut the fuck up. -Ashley
I love your crabs! -Ashley.
Your cat has a penis on his paw... -Aleck
SMOKE MORE. -Aleck
Youzabitch. -Ashley
Jamaican me crazy! -Aleck.




Marcelle's Nicknames
Lil' Pootz
Cat Lady
Queen Laqueefa
Klepto
HerpDerp
Catholic Bitch
Pot Head.
Hippie.
Ms. Swan
Mars Ladoozie
Peek-a-pee.


Marissa's Nicknames.
Potato
GHOST.
Dizlexya
Brain-twin
Sister wife
Itty Bitty Teeny Weenie
Twinkle tits
Baby Teradactyl
Asian
Sweet Pumpernickle
Eskimo


Marcelle LeDoux. 
I love your silly french ass. You make me giggle constantly. Almost as much as cute boys do, and that's slightly scary. I love our rants and raves, and how we can go from being serious to laughing about poop and dix suxins in an instant. You are my best friend, and I know no matter what that you'll be there for me. We are sister wives, and we are gonna get the cutest apartment, and have baby playdates, and PORN. D: I hartz youzzz bestfrannnn.


Giraffe Scrotum.
That is all.